2009 December Anti-Catalogue

Greetings, fellow Utilikiltarians, friends, family, and readers of the Utilikilts Anti-Catalogue.

As you may have noticed, you haven’t received a publication from us since July.  Some of you have sent us lovely messages, checking in and making sure we’re all right.  Thanks for your concern, and yes, we’re doing fine.  We’ve just been busy as hell, and sometimes little things, like the monthly newsletter, fall by the wayside as everything shifts to make room for the more important stuff, like making kilts and freeing all y’all.

In order to be more realistic about our timing, our devotion to kilt-making, and our love of our customers, we’ve decided to change the current schedule of our Anti-Catalogue from monthly to quarterly.  I know, I know… but hearing less from us will make it all the more sweet when you DO see us in your inbox.

And don’t worry!  We’re still doing a Utilikiltarian of the Month contest every month, as the title would suggest, to be announced in a post on the website instead of in the Anti-Catalogue.

This December Anti-Catalogue comes to you as a truncated version, while we prepare the monster quarterly January post.  But, lest you think that truncated means mediocre, I’ll have you note that we’re announcing great things in the wholesale and events department, have a killer sale beginning the moment you read the next page, and have not one, not two, but five—five!—UKers of the Month to share with you.  So grab that egg nog, put on your red santa kilt, and away we go!