2009 December Anti-Catalogue
And finally, the Utilikitls Scratch and Dent list: where you’ll find second (or third, or fourth!) quality kilts and discounted prices. Please note, all Scratch and Dent kilts are non-returnable, non-exchangeable. Once you’ve paid for it, it’s yours forever!
To purchase a kilt from the S&D rack, please email snd@utilikilts.com and list the kilt you’d like to purchase, along with your phone number and a good time to call you. We’ll drop you a line, hook you up, and you’ll be in S&D heaven before you know it.
Download the S&D List By Clicking: Right Here, Right Now
OOOOooooo, boy! I’m feelin’ the love, now! 5 UKers, the S&D list, and–get this–Utilikilts now has a Twitter account! That’s right, sign up to follow us on Twitter and receive the inside scoop on sales, deals, and specials only for those Twits who pay attention.
And that’s a wrap here, folks! As the holidays make a grinch out of even the nicest of grandmas shopping for the Christmas goose, we here at Utilikilts would like to take a moment to ask you to please, remember the reason for the season.
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And with that, we wish you a Happy Holidays! May your drink always be full, your heart always light, and may you find yourself suddenly standing under the mistletoe with that cute girl from accounting who’ll ask “what do you wear under your kilt?” and you’ll have the balls to say “why don’t you find out” and and and… well, you get the idea.
See you next year!
Krash and Jenneviere
Mr. Utilikilts and his Sparkly Winter Sprite
