News
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The 2011 Winter Anti-Catalogue is Ready!
November 24th, 2011
Our most epic Anti-Catalogue yet, this is chock full of BIG BIG news and 10, count ‘em, TEN, Utilikiltarians of the Month. While you’re waiting for your turkey to cook, sit the whole family down and read all the latest and greatest from Utilikilts!
Read the 2011 Winter Anti-Catalogue NOW!
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Spartan Notify-Me List
October 7th, 2011
Hey Spartan Lovers! (or Spartan Curious) Let me put you on our fancy schmancy Spartan Notify-Me List! You’ll be the first to know about any new developments with the Spartan Utilikilt! You’ll be one of the cool kids! Just email your first and last name, your phone number, and your email address to Email jenneviere@utilikilts.com [...]
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New York Comic Con Oct 13-16
October 5th, 2011
Can’t make Vegas this weekend? Come to New York next weekend for Comic Con! Johnny, the man with the Joker’s Smile himself, will be slinging kilts to the Con masses. It’s the perfect opportunity to swing by, try on a kilt (and maybe a new pinstripe vest!), meet Jay and Silent Bob, and fight off [...]
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Age Of Chivalry This Weekend
October 5th, 2011
Need something to do this weekend? Head over to the Age Of Chivalry in Vegas to hang out with The Great Godhead Gonzo, Johnny! He’ll have a selection of our new vests and spats, along with a full stock of kilts to help get that medieval breeze between your knees. Stop by, have a beer, [...]
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New Accessories: Vests and Spats!
September 13th, 2011
For the first time ever: Utilikilt-designed vests and spats! These stellar new accessories perfectly compliment the Black Pinstripe Mockers and will turn heads wherever you go. And now, during their release, you can get one hell of a deal: call in to order your Mocker, Vest, and Spats as a set, and we’ll give you [...]
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San Francisco Store Will Be Open From 10 AM – 7 PM
August 26th, 2011
[ August 26, 2011 10:00 am to September 7, 2011 7:00 pm. ] Please note our San Francisco store will be open from 10 AM – 7 PM, August 26th – September 7th, last minute get your burning man…
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Custom Dyed Workmans
August 19th, 2011
We just added even MORE colours to our already fantastic lineup of dyed Workmans kilts to brighten up your wardrobe. Brick Red, Cobalt Blue, Slate Grey, Kelly Green, Rodeo Red, Saffron Yellow, Army Tent Green, Washed Denim, Canteen Green, Navy Blue, Hunter Green… See the whole list here! http://tools.utilikilts.com/pdf/dyedworkmans.pdf
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Utilikilts for Burning Man
August 16th, 2011
BURNERS! Your absolute last day to purchase and have your kilt shipped regular GROUND shipping to arrive before you leave for Burning Man is Friday Aug 19 (kilts purchased by this time will arrive by Fri Aug 26) at 3pm. Make sure you order by PHONE, and tell us you’re a silly procrastinating burner so [...]
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Minions Needed for MN Irish Fair
July 29th, 2011
Minnesotans, your time has come! The Customer Amazement Specialist herself, the Mistress of all things Devious, The Pepperspray of Enlightened Compassion, Miss Jenneviere, will be returning to the state of her birth this year for Minnesota Irish Fair and needs YOUR help to make it happen!
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Calling All Big Boys!
July 5th, 2011
We have too many Big Boy kilts! What does this mean to you? It means that we’ve priced these kilts to move, so we can get them off our racks and onto your booty. These kilts are 33% off their regular price, and ready to be shipped out to you.
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This Just In: We’re DISCONTINUING Thunder Grey and Cream Mockers!
June 24th, 2011
They will continue to be available online, over the phone, and in stores, but once they’re gone, we won’t be ordering more fabric. These kilts have only been out since late 2010: if you want one of these rare beauties, now’s the time.
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Black Friday Sale
November 26th, 2010
In the wake of newly released colours, we have retired a few old colours, and are selling these now-discontinued kilts at a discount of 25%!
Tan and Old Green Camo Originals, and Black, Olive, Tan, and Heather Grey Mockers are available for 25% off, phone order and walk-in customers only. Call us at 206.282.4226 to [...] -
Custom Dyed Workmans
October 28th, 2010
A very small selection of CUSTOM DYED WORKMANS are now available!! Phone or walk-in orders only, this small stock of kilts (about a dozen, folks) are in sizes 34-41 and start at $260. These beauties started out life as a Natural Workmans, and have been expertly dyed by a professional, and are now glorious in [...]
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The 2009 December Anti-Catalogue is here!
December 18th, 2009
Penance for past transgressions is just a click away… We haven’t published an Anti-Catalogue in 5 months: how ever will we make it up to you? find out here !
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New kilt-friendly watches
August 11th, 2009
We’ve just received a shipment of our new carabiner watches that work perfectly with our kilts. Check them out!
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July Anti-Catalogue Is Released
July 22nd, 2009
Utilikilts goes au naturale: get the story (and photos!) here.
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Socks Are Back!
March 26th, 2009
We just received a shipment of socks! We know it’s been a while, so get yours now, before they disappear again!
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The March Anti-Catalogue is Here!
March 18th, 2009
We lift our pints to you as we present the March Anti-Catalogue! A new Utilikiltarian of the Month, customer pictures, a huge scratch and dent list, the newest sightings, Survival education, and more can be found inside. So grab a Fat Tire, sit back, and enjoy the March Anti-Catalogue!
Cheers!
Krash and Jenneviere
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The February Anti-Catalogue is Ready for Consumption
February 17th, 2009
We’re back, and we’re bearing Anti-Catalogue! A new Utilikiltarian of the Month, stories from the trip, a huge scratch and dent list, a big decision from Krash and Nathan, and more can be found inside. So grab a Stella, sit back, and enjoy the February Anti-Catalogue
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The January Anti-Catalogue is here!
January 18th, 2009
Posted from Dublin, this month’s Anti-Catalogue is ready for viewing. So grab a Guinness, sit back, and click your way to the January 2009 Anti-Catalogue!
