The Postal Mocker Utilikilt

$200.00
Article number: MN32PTL23
Availability: In stock (2)

Please Note:  This specific kilt is designed for use and wear by members of the United States Postal Service.  Should you opt to order one of these bad boys, we will email you to request proof that you are a US Postal Service Employee.  

We all know you are looking for the explanation of size more than the description of the actual product. Here are some tips to help you out.

 

  • All Utilikilts have a switchback feature, meaning the waistband is adjustable.
  • Measure your waist with a tape measure, YOUR PANT SIZE IS NOT ACTUAL INCHES (pants have lied to you and you need the truth)
  • What size works best? We size to make sure you are in the middle of the inch range.

 

EXAMPLE! Let's say your inch measurement around your waist is 39” Inches, while it looks like you could fit into a size 34 you would not be able to expand it much especially if Christmas dinner got out of hand. So the best sizing would be the size 36 since this will give your room expand and contract.

 

  • Length! As we are not a traditional kilt, whatever length you choose is your preference, we have given basic guidelines to height but if you feel that shorter is more comfortable then you can choose the shortest length (Believe us, we do not judge)

 

Now that you have your size down, let's talk to about availability!

 

  • We still produce these by hand and in house. These take time to produce as we have made it a mission to get you the best quality product.
  • If we are out of stock we do apologize for any delay
  • What happens if my Item is out of stock? It goes into production, we do not forget about you nor do we ignore it. You are placed on a list to have your item produced as soon as we can get it done.
  • How long will my item be out of stock? It can take 2 week to 12 weeks (we know pants are torture but please let us know what we can do to help if you need it for an event or special function)

 

If you want the actual description of the product, please read below  ----->

 

Pants are lame, and Dockers® are the lamest pants we can think of. They’re so lame that we decided to come out with a Utilikilt so sleek, clean, and stylish that your Docker wearing friends will cry in secret shame.

When we sat down to design The Mocker, we had two goals in mind:

  • Design a cleaner, more refined looking Utilikilt that wouldn’t seem out of place at the office or with a shirt and tie.
  • Put in enough hidden cargo space to please even the most demanding Utilikiltarian.

Deep Internal Slanted Pockets

For the Mocker, we took off the side cargo pockets found on other Utilikilts. (It seemed a shame to hide all those beautiful pleats.) Then we designed absolutely cavernous slanted internal pockets to hold all your gear.

How deep are these pockets? So deep you could lose an arm in them. So deep you might need a flashlight to find that cute girl or guy’s number from the bar. So deep that you can load all the junk you want in there and it’ll all rest comfortably below your “bits.”

And unlike a pair of pants, you can load your Mocker up with a ton of stuff without showing any sort of distracting bulge. The lines of the Mocker stay clean no matter what you carry around.

The Mocker’s pockets have been designed so that when you sit down all your stuff falls safely to the inside of your thigh. These things are secure. No more stuff falling out of your pockets and getting left behind in that restaurant booth. Heck, go ahead and do a cartwheel. You might lose your pride, but your stuff is staying where it’s supposed to.

The Black, Gray, Navy, and Pinstripe Mockers are constructed out of an 7.5 oz, 65/35 Poly/Cotton Twill. The Tan and Basil Mockers are constructed out of 9 oz, 100% cotton Twill.

Buy a Mocker and burn your Dockers® in the name of freedom!!

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